What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

True - how I loved my mum!

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

Why does a straight man like anal penetration?

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

Did you ever accidentally have sex with your brother/sister in India?

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

Why would a spouse cheat if the marriage is good?

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

What do you mean son?

Do you know what she said mum?

What are "demonic attacks" and how can one tell when they're happening to them, or someone else? How would one go about dealing with it?

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

What! how could you do that?

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

Why are most people broke?

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”